when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the citayy
to seee a marching band
he said
listen here u lil shit
let me explain you a thing
i’m the real slim shady
(via yikes-naynay)
purr-dani
(Source: underwooddaily, via drunk-0n-you)
(Source: thegeek531, via psychedeliculture)
Narrating my friends life over a facebook chat
- awhh
- she loves you too
- "my butt"
- *her butt*
- "her butt" *laugh*
- *laugh some more*
- *more laughing*
- *leg shaking*
- *falls on me*
- *weezing*
- "my eyes"
- "are watering"
- "ahh hahahaha"
- "stop"
- *hits bed with hands*
- *laughs*
- *gets up*
- *walks away*
- *can't open door*
- *opens door*
- *leaves*
- *laughs from bathroom*
- *still laughing from bathroom*
- *louder laughing from bathroom*
- *comes back*
- *still laughing*
- *can't breathe*
- *curls into ball*
- *still laughing*
- *crying*
- "stop"
- "hahahaha"
- "ha ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHHAHA"
- "ahh"
- *develops abs*
- "UGHH"
- *slaps legs*
- *leaves*
- *cries in corner*
- *still laughing*
- "WHYY"
- "MY LIFE"
- "hahahhaah aahhh!! uhhh rahhh"
If you’re not excited as fuck for this movie then you’re fucking lying.
(Source: filmfuckyeah, via thepurepotterhead)
And Now We're Here...: FINA- FUCKING-LLY!!! 100th Follower!
I got my first 100 followers bitches!!!! and I love you all you don’t even know!!
This is me seeing the love
This is me knowing that people actually love me
This is me giving all of my followers love, I love every single one of you
This is for all the people who unfollowed me…
(via juxtaposition-love)
(Source: eyesontaybert, via thepurepotterhead)
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.I will never not reblog this.
the lizard Awww
(Source: ofelias, via hellerworldhayadurn)
I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side
but from straight on it just looks scared and confused
(via maxterbate)
